This is true art right here.
Humans are great
Do excuse me, I’m off to find ALL THE STATUES IN LONDON.
I wasn’t ready for that.
I don’t think anyone was ready for that.
offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes
marina trying to hide in her natural habitat
..Octopi live in the sea. Not in a beach flowerbed.
is this why i failed biology
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
There is literally no reason not to.
This will literally make your day